| No. | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date | Prod. code | Viewers (millions) |
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| 1 | "Putting Two 'N' Two Together" | Gil Junger | Howard Adler & Robert Griffard | September 25, 1998 | 475140 | 11.87[3] |
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Mary-Kate and Ashley are fed up with having a babysitter, especially if it's their elderly neighbor, Mrs. Baker (Jean Speegle Howard). But when they meet Carrie, they are determined to convince their father Kevin to hire her. Kevin has his doubts about hiring Carrie, and thinks that it's more practical to have Mrs. Baker babysit Mary-Kate and Ashley.
Note: This is the pilot episode of "Two of a Kind". In this episode Mary-Kate and Ashley are 11, but in later episodes they're 12. |
| 2 | "Prelude to a Kiss" | Gil Junger | Dan Cross & David Hoge | October 2, 1998 | 467802 | 10.51[4] |
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Ashley becomes jealous when, during a slumber party, Mary-Kate reveals that she has kissed a boy. Also, after Paul finds out that Carrie spent the night at Kevin's house, he assumes their relationship is more than it actually is which leads to rumors about a more personal "teacher-student relationship".
Note: Although this episode aired prior to "The Tutor", the events of that episode came before "Prelude to a Kiss". Ashley admits to having a crush on Taylor, even though he wasn't hired until "The Tutor". |
| 3 | "The Tutor" | Richard Correll | Bob Keyes & Doug Keyes | October 9, 1998 | 467801 | 12.09[5] |
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| Kevin hires a math tutor for Mary-Kate. Ashley develops a crush on him, and convinces Mary-Kate to switch places so they can each do what they want. But their scheme doesn't go as planned. Meanwhile, Carrie convinces Kevin to ask out a woman at a coffee shop. |
| 4 | "First Crush" | Gil Junger | Howard Adler & Robert Griffard | October 16, 1998 | 467803 | 11.77[6] |
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| Ashley is ecstatic when she gets assigned to do a history project with her crush, Pokey Valentine. But Mary-Kate faces a dilemma when she believes Pokey has asked her out on a date. Meanwhile, Kevin is surprised to learn that Carrie is seeing an arrogant student. |
| 5 | "Breaking Them Up is Hard to Do" | Richard Correll | Bob Keyes & Doug Keyes | October 23, 1998 | 467806 | 10.37[7] |
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| Mary-Kate and Ashley become worried about losing Carrie when Kevin begins dating a woman named Marci. To prevent that from happening, they come up with a plan to get Marci to dump Kevin. |
| 6 | "Nightmare on Carrie's Street" | Richard Correll | Fred Rubin | October 30, 1998 | 467805 | 11.34[8] |
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| With it being her first year of not traveling, Carrie throws a Halloween party. Mary-Kate and Ashley want to attend, but are forbidden by Kevin since its a college party. But when a last-minute change causes Eddie to take them trick-or-treating, they switch costumes with Max and Brian to attend. |
| 7 | "The Heartbreak Kid" | Richard Correll | Jillian Tohber | November 6, 1998 | 467807 | 12.74[9] |
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| Kevin is worried when Mary-Kate wants a pet due to her previous bad experiences with taking care of animals. Carrie and Mary-Kate buy a homing pigeon, thinking this pet will actually stay alive. Meanwhile, Ashley is heartbroken when she finds out that Taylor has a girlfriend. |
| 8 | "You've Got a Friend" | Richard Correll | Dan Cross & David Hoge | November 13, 1998 | 467808 | 10.90[10] |
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| Ashley makes a new friend, Nicole (Kimberly J. Brown), leaving Mary-Kate feeling left out in the cold. Trying to procrastinate on an English paper, Carrie becomes a mediator when Eddie and Kevin get into a fight. |
| 9 | "Model Behavior" | Richard Correll | Tom Amundsen | November 20, 1998 | 467809 | 10.49[11] |
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| Ashley is excited when a model search for a teen magazine takes place at their school, but Mary-Kate is chosen over Ashley. Carrie wants to set up Kevin with her friend Nancy, but the model of the photoshoot (Claire Stansfield) asks him to accompany her to a party. But he ends up being nothing more than a boy toy. |
| 10 | "Peeping Twins" | Gil Junger | Larry Kase & Joel Ronkin | November 27, 1998 | 467804 | 10.12[12] |
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| After Kevin buys them a new telescope, Mary-Kate and Ashley snoop on their neighbors. While looking, they think that they've witnessed their neighbor Mrs. Baker murder her boyfriend. The situation gets even scarier for the twins when Kevin asks Mrs. Baker to babysit them while he and Carrie attend a jazz concert. Meanwhile, Carrie hears Kevin play the saxophone, and encourages him to perform at a jazz club. But the night doesn't go as planned when her car breaks down. |
| 11 | "A Very Carrie Christmas" | Richard Correll | R. Lee Fleming, Jr. | December 11, 1998 | 467811 | 10.97[13] |
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| Carrie accepts Kevin's invitation to spend Christmas with him and the girls. Carrie brings a homeless man, Walter, as her guest to Christmas dinner. Sometime during dinner, everyone is shocked to find out that Walter stole all their gifts. But they appreciate it when they learn the truth about why he did it. |
| 12 | "Let's Dance" | Richard Correll | Bob Keyes & Doug Keyes | January 8, 1999 | 467810 | 11.10[14] |
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| Mary-Kate and Ashley prepare for their first school dance. Mary-Kate wants to dance with Jeremy (Emile Hirsch), but he tells her that he only knows how to swing dance. Meanwhile, Carrie becomes Kevin's research assistant to earn some extra money, but it becomes a disaster; and Kevin chaperones the dance. |
| 13 | "Split Decision" | Richard Correll | Chip Keyes | January 15, 1999 | 467812 | 11.13[15] |
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| Mary-Kate and Ashley begin arguing more frequently, which causes them to move into separate rooms. They soon learn that they miss each other, and move back into the same room. Meanwhile, Carrie begins dating Kevin's doctor, but creates awkwardness for both her and Kevin when she believes he wears a bra. |
| 14 | "My Boyfriend's Back" | Richard Correll | Larry Kase & Joel Ronkin | January 29, 1999 | 467813 | 10.91[16] |
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| Carrie's ex-boyfriend Alex Reardon (Patrick Fabian) is back in town, and Carrie feels that she must make herself look as successful as he is. Carrie convinces Kevin to pretend to be her fiancé to make Alex jealous. On the same night when Carrie and Kevin are out, the twins have a party that spirals out of control. |
| 15 | "No Man's Land" | Richard Correll | Dan Cross & David Hoge | February 12, 1999 | 467814 | 10.88[17] |
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| Ashley develops a crush on Mary-Kate's friend Eric, who is an avid sports fan. Looking to impress him, she has Mary-Kate teach her everything about sports. Meanwhile, Carrie tries to comfort her heartbroken friend Leslie, who has just been dumped by her boyfriend. But her friendships with both Leslie and Kevin are rattled when Kevin gives bad advice and miscommunicates to Leslie. |
| 16 | "Carrie Moves In" | Richard Correll | Fred Rubin | February 19, 1999 | 467815 | 10.59[18] |
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| Carrie is evicted from her apartment when Kevin forgets to mail her rent check. After discovering his basement, she convinces him to transform it into an apartment. But when the cost is too high, a dispute occurs between Carrie and Kevin that causes them to rethink the arrangement. Meanwhile, Mary-Kate likes a boy in her karate class, but debates whether or not she should let him win when they face each other in a match. |
| 17 | "Mr. Right Under Your Nose" | Jason Bateman | Dan Cross & David Hoge | February 26, 1999 | 467816 | 10.57[19] |
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| After failing to raise all the money that was promised for her school fundraiser, Mary-Kate convinces Ashley to gamble the money that she did earn on a basketball game, in order to double her money. Kevin begins dating Carrie's friend Nancy, which causes Carrie to feel jealous seeing them have a good time. |
| 18 | "Welcome Matt" | Ted Wass | Bob Keyes & Doug Keyes | March 12, 1999 | 467817 | 10.66[20] |
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| Kevin is surprised when his brother Matt (David Lascher) arrives for a visit unexpectedly. But he is not pleased when Matt announces he is planning on moving to Chicago, as he is notoriously immature and unreliable. Kevin becomes increasingly irritated by Matt's behavior, which boils over when he takes them to a hockey game where Mary-Kate is injured. Ashley begins a regiment to look great for picture day, but one of Matt's gifts gives her a large ink stain on her face. |
| 19 | "The Odd Couples" | Joel Zwick | Tom Amundsen | March 19, 1999 | 467818 | 9.66[21] |
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| Mary-Kate and Ashley have been paired up with male partners for a school assignment, in order to learn about marriage. But the project reeks havoc on the household as Ashley and Mary-Kate go through the ups and downs of the project. Kevin is concerned when Carrie begins dating Matt, despite his advice to the contrary. |
| 20 | "When a Man Leaves a Woman" | Charles H. Siegel | Dan Cross & David Hoge | March 26, 1999 | 467820 | 9.54[22] |
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| Kevin realizes that he is bored with girlfriend Nancy, and agonizes over how to end the relationship. But Nancy misinterprets his attempt and becomes even more serious about him. Meanwhile, Kevin is puzzled when Mary-Kate declines Carrie's invitation to go horseback-riding – something she loved when her mother was alive – while Ashley gets into trouble for using his credit card without his permission. |
| 21 | "The Goodbye Girl" | Richard Correll | Bob Keyes & Doug Keyes | April 2, 1999 | 467821 | 9.09[23] |
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| Carrie has plans for a spontaneous journey through South America for the summer. Before she leaves, the twins trick Kevin and Carrie into having dinner together at a restaurant. At the airport, Kevin is disappointed to see that Carrie is traveling to South America with a classmate. In the end, Carrie kisses Kevin, and then boards the plane. |
| 22 | "Kevin Burke's Day Off" | Richard Correll | Chip Keyes | July 9, 1999 | 467819 | 6.78[24] |
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To be accepted as a member of the cheerleading squad, Ashley must pull a mean prank on Mary-Kate's new friend Gabrielle. Ashley soon learns that nothing is worth doing something so mean to another person. Meanwhile, Carrie convinces Kevin to take a day off from work, and the two go to a ballgame together. But what will Kevin's boss say when he finds out?
Note: This episode premiered in July as a burn off, three months after the show's actual finale "The Goodbye Girl" aired in April. The episode's title is a parody of the 1986 film, Ferris Bueller's Day Off. |